So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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