That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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