I love black thongs
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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