On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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