You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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