the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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