Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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