who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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