Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We had sex on a dog bed..
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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