he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
kristin has been a bad kristin
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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