her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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