There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
