Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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