please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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