Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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