Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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