I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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