HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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