The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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