The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
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