this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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