he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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