Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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