My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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