hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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