8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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