Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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