you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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