So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
i out mim tonsoeep
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