Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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