If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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