Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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