I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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