do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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