He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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