Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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