Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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