I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
