I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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