I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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