Don't you send me to vm
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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