That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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