Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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