I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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