White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I want her autograph on my taint
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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