He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Randomize
