But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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