Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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