Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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