all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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