omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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