so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Randomize
